The Ian Sideman dossier

[EX4 6PX]

Please confirm that BarmyGrecian is not involved in this process.

We have been made promises like this before.

 

[EX4 6PX]

Holds an unspecified opinion on Dawlish.

(this could be the clincher)

 

[LOG]

Please confirm that BarmyGrecian is not involved in this process.

We have been made promises like this before.

I asked but you will be pleased to hear that Barmy has got himself a job at The Imperial, so won't have time for trivialities such as this.

 

[EX4 6PX]

The Imperial's loss is Sainsberry's gain.

 

[LOG]

Ok, in no particular order, some facts;

• Likes cheese, but not brie
• Lives in Surrey
• Never misses an away match at Brentford, but never drinks in pubs where anybody other than his sidekicks would drink in.
• Name drops someone called 'Vic'
• Owns two printing outlets and is a partner is an accountancy/book-keeping operation
• Claims to have a young daughter, c13 years old
• Likes trifle
• Thinks he's clever
• On one of the many times that he met Lammie he told him that Bertie had a hunger (you could tell it from his eyes) and that he would be a top player
• May have played for QPR
• Can’t take his ale
• Tends to post at the same times of day
• Has thinning hair and may wear a wig on occasion
• Might be Ian Huxham or Eamon Dolan
• A keen hunter of wild game
• Used to be ‘in the know’
• Cries when pets die
• Has a low boredom threshold
• Has an unspecified opinion on Dawlish

Well, i'm none the wiser.

 

[RaeUK]

So, of all who inhabit the exewebosphere, only Lammie has claims to have met Mr Sideman?

*pauses and sniffs the air* ...

 

[EX4 6PX]

So, of all who inhabit the exewebosphere, only Lammie has claims to have met Mr Sideman?

Potentially the most significant post on this thread...

 

[Ian Sideman]

Ok, in no particular order, some facts;

• Likes cheese, but not brie
• Lives in Surrey
• Never misses an away match at Brentford, but never drinks in pubs where anybody other than his sidekicks would drink in.
• Name drops someone called 'Vic'
• Owns two printing outlets and is a partner is an accountancy/book-keeping operation
• Claims to have a young daughter, c13 years old
• Likes trifle
• Thinks he's clever
• On one of the many times that he met Lammie he told him that Bertie had a hunger (you could tell it from his eyes) and that he would be a top player
• May have played for QPR
• Can’t take his ale
• Tends to post at the same times of day
• Has thinning hair and may wear a wig on occasion
• Might be Ian Huxham or Eamon Dolan
• A keen hunter of wild game
• Used to be ‘in the know’
• Cries when pets die
• Has a low boredom threshold
• Has an unspecified opinion on Dawlish

Well, i'm none the wiser.

Me neither.

 

[LammieLammieLammie]

So, of all who inhabit the exewebosphere, only Lammie has claims to have met Mr Sideman?

No. He claims to have met me. I'm claiming nothing.

 

[Poultice]

Leaves a twenty spacing between genuine and multi posts.