Rory McArdle joins. Now signs for Harrogate

[Alistair20000]

I'm getting the plane back next week : I feel I'm needed.

Hold on that Indo. Strict quarantine rules here.

Besides, 7 signings to be announced tomorrow.

 

[IndoMike]

Hold on that Indo. Strict quarantine rules here.

Besides, 7 signings to be announced tomorrow.

Now you tell me!
I've just put dubbin on me boots and gone out for a 100 meter run to loosen up !

 

[Alistair20000]

Now you tell me!
I've just put dubbin on me boots and gone out for a 100 meter run to loosen up !

Just as well. I have just heard the gang of seven are not rocking up after all.

 

[IndoMike]

And to be fair Martin Lawrence called this months ago!

He certainly predicted 8 or 9 senior pros would leave, which is a pretty good guess.

 

[Grecian2K]

Amended for factuals.

Amended for even further factuals

Matt : Tomorrow.
"Let me introduce you to the fourteen new signings spotted playing in the Robert Baden Powell Memorial League recently by our boy scout scouting team .I can't remember their names or where they're from but I can promise you they will all play this Saturday if they finish their homework on time and get their football proficiency badges and providing we can borrow the tents and marquees needed for their accommodation .
Reports that we have had trouble recruiting is completely unfounded.
This season promises to be really exciting - it really does - so subscribe to our ground-breaking new "6,000 tent pegs for the lads" scheme now! If the SJP surface was good enough to house brave GIs in the 1940 just think how cosy it will be now under the groundsheets thanks to groundsman Chas's luxuirant new greensward.

 

[Banksy]

So is the Rory rumour a big whoosh then? Who started it anyway?

 

[milts]

So, if it's true, all our senior professionals have left :
Parkes
Maxted
McA
Page
Taylor
Sweeney
Williams
Bowman
Law
Ajose
Fisher

Plus Ward

 

[Banksy]

He certainly predicted 8 or 9 senior pros would leave, which is a pretty good guess.

My innocent joke about signing up the Morecambe promotion team to save time doesn’t look so funny now.

 

[Red Devon]

So, if it's true, all our senior professionals have left :
Parkes
Maxted
McA
Page
Taylor
Sweeney
Williams
Bowman
Law
Ajose
Fisher

Going to be some team if all those players are improved on man for man

 

[grecIAN Harris]

Has anybody found denzils suicide note yet? This news is surely going to tip him over the edge (and all over a player that most of you would have had booted out of the door before the end of last September anyway, so why all the fuss?)