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Life’s simple pleasures

Swanaldo

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Stopping the petrol pump bang on £25.00.

A small baby grabbing your finger.

A banana at just the right stage of ripeness.

The dog pooing within 10 metres of the poo bin.

Arriving at school *just* as the bell rings, eliminating any chance of inane playground small talk with the mums.
 

Alistair20000

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Arriving at school *just* as the bell rings, eliminating any chance of inane playground small talk with the mums.
Are you allowed to say that these days ? :eek:
 

LOG

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Taking your daps off after a long day.
 

Alistair20000

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Taking your daps off after a long day.
Is this a euphemism for getting one's badger out ?
 

Alistair20000

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The cakes on display in a French boulangerie on a Sunday.
 

Billy The Fish

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Toast.

Nuff said.
 

STURTZ

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Je suis Larry
Biro on a banana or the sole of a slipper.
 

Swanaldo

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Biro on the sole of a slipper.
You are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my five pounds.
 

elginCity

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Rain and wind lashing the bedroom window.
 

Swanaldo

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Oooh a full tank of screenwash. Undiluted.
 
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