Life’s simple pleasures

[Greyhound]

Being a man of respect at my infants' school, because I knew how to tie shoelaces.

We're going back a few years now, you'll understand.

 

[ramone]

When at school I really enjoyed taking the hardened glue from the necks off the pots.

Nowadays it coming home from work and there is a cup of tea on the side waiting with the bubbles in the middle still going round as I pick it up.

 

[STURTZ]

Widdling semi hardened poo from the back of a wc.

 

[Hants_red]

Needing the tape measure and finding it straight off in its proper place.

 

[Billy The Fish]

A late winner

 

[fred binneys head]

Confetti at away games

 

[Billy The Fish]

Confetti at away games

Some made it into my car and even onto the bathroom floor !

 

[fred binneys head]

Some made it into my car and even onto the bathroom floor !

Yes! In that case, yesterday was a success.

 

[STURTZ]

Some made it into my car and even onto the bathroom floor !

Was any of it shaped like an anchor? Just wondering if the old lady was merely making an observation.

 

[Billy The Fish]

I've got an inkling Mr binney's head might know the actual details of the confetti itself.

As to the old woman I just wondered how she knew.


Could've been a witch !