The Home Park End of Season Dinner Dance

[Grecian2K]

Just seen the order of ceremonies for this illustrious event.
Main courses will include large potions of Humble Pie accompanied by sour grapes

Unfortunately, no lagers will be available but we have a large selection of bitters

By special request the playlist for the after dinner disco will be including
Roll Over, Lay Down - Status Quo
Giving It All Away - Roger Daltrey
5-4-3-2-1 - Manfred Mann

Strict dress code will apply
"Gentlemen" - Black Tie and matching armband
"Ladies" - Ditto, but with matching chokers

 

[Spoonz Red E]

 

[ramone]

Funny as fook , Nice one Mike

 

[Banksy]

A great affair, four supporters sat around a couple of mouldy pasties. The rest left early to watch the League 1 playoff final apparently.

 

[STURTZ]

Guest speaker Tiverton MP Neil Parish apparently.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

Guest speaker Tiverton MP Neil Parish apparently.

Give the man his full title - the "Downright Dishonourable Member for Tiverton and Honiton" !

 

[Grecian in Guzz]

Give the man his full title - the "Downright Dishonourable Member for Tiverton and Honiton" !

Has he been discharged yet ?

 

[Grecian2K]

Guest speaker Tiverton MP Neil Parish apparently.

Afraid not.
He'd already been booked by the Tractor Boys.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Wonder if he's familiar with Hancock.

 

[STURTZ]

When asked why he hadn't owned up earlier he actually said that he thought it was time to "come clean".