I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Torquay shirt
Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Torquay colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Torquay United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and aTorquay shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Newcastle shirt to save the family embarrassment.
Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Torquay colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Torquay United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and aTorquay shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Newcastle shirt to save the family embarrassment.