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[Tim Long]

Torquay fans shouts of "we want Johnson out" is a plea for Mark Loram to return

 

[Swanaldo]

Who likes short shorts?

 

[HH12]

Sounds like a member's only club.

If you cross a Penis with a Potato you get a 'Dictator'

 

[Swanaldo]

If you don't want to die in Call Of Duty, drink some cod liver oil.

 

[Greyhound]

Quite a few F1 drivers have been accused of chicanery.

 

[HH12]

As part of their training Funeral Directors are encouraged to think outside the box

 

[Spoonz Red E]

As part of their training Funeral Directors are encouraged to think outside the box

They also get plenty of time to rehearse.

 

[Swanaldo]

I went out with a posh girl once, she kept asking me to send her Richard Pichards.

 

[Grecian2K]

Popeye's girlfriend is highly delighted to have landed a standby role in this year's Nativity Play.
She's been cast as the Extra Virgin.

 

[tom_ecfc]

Chinese whispers started in China when someone eating a whisper chocolate bar was misunderstood…