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[StroudGrecian]

Did you cook and eat an omelette?

Yep, using your recipe.

 

[fred binneys head]

Ouch, y'person.

 

[Tim Long]

Sorry to hear about your dog, LOG. His death didn't happen to be in a bog, did it?

Apologies if this is too soon.

Choked on a frog.

My condolences to LOG on the loss of his furry friend, by the way.

 

[LOG]

Thank you for your kind words. It was actually my mum's dog who i drafted in as chief taster as i can't be trusted to look after something that needs feeding anything other than omelettes. That and his demise were far enough apart for me to be content that the events were not connected though.