Let's All Go To Lovely Torquay!

[banging_them_in]

Yes unimpresive really, in truth, and certainly not postcard. Sh1tehole. FACT.

You really do, at the end of the day, lack the Riviera touch !

Undeniable FACT


tee hee G U F F A W tee hee

 

[IBA]

If Hele Village et al and the problems described by the concerned Torquay resident earlier on in this thread are anything to go by you can keep your Riviera !

 

[banging_them_in]

Well. At the end of the day you are not wanted imbecile (of the excretian kind). Keep to your east Devon slums. FACT.

 

[geoffwp]

Recent beautiful photo of Torquay, with the blue lagoon of the Bay and Berry Head in the background

Yellow sun and blue lagoon of sea, the classic Riviera as good today as it ever was.


We are happy with our paradise of yellow and blue lagoon, you excretian true baffoons !

FACT


tee hee G U F F A W tee hee

Now turn the camera around and point it at the town for a rather different tale. Oh dear!

 

[jmgull]

Hele Village should be bombed...flattened, it's a souless dump, a real sh*t hole no mistake.

The Torquay resident has it spot on, the god awful mamby pamby Lib Dems sadly, totally ruined our once, attractive town centre....

For all it's faults though, it's still beats bland Exeter hands down....

You have nowhere to compare with the delightful areas of C*ckington, Babbacoombe, Livermead, Chelston or Shiphay - it's god's country....end of

 

[Grecian2K]

C*ckington, Babbacoombe, Livermead, Chelston or Shiphay - it's god's waiting room....end of

Amended for undeniable factuals

 

[geoffwp]

yep G2K, spot on. Torquay...the zimmerframe capital of the west country!

 

[jmgull]

F*ck me.....my lovely home town gets dissed as a virtual funeral parlour....

By two wrinkly old fully paid up members of the cardigan and brown sandals club.

:S

 

[forevertufc]

Now i am confused, Torquay is either a waste ground for druggies, dossers and criminals, or it is the retirement capitol, it cant be both surely, unless the latest crime spree has been commited by those over the age of 75.

Oh while we are on the subject, there should be a law against Hele village.

 

[Grecian2K]

I can't speak for Geoff, Justine, but I can assure you that I, FOUR ONE, have never worn, let alone owned, cardigans or brown sandals in my life!

Mind you, on t'other hand, as far as the "old, wrinkly" bit is concerned - sadly, mea culpa :$