Grecian2K
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An article in today's Guardian headlined "Men and Other Mammals Live Longer If They Are Castrated" was written by someone called Ella Creamer.
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Alistair20000
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In search of a longer life are you going to opt to be gelded G2 ?
Grecian2K
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Hate to disappoint you Al but the answer to that is a definite NAY...or should that be "neigh".
I hope that, when the time comes to "meet my maker" (if such a being exists) I hope to go with all the equipment I came in with - even tonsils and a appendix!
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Alistair20000
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Ah well. I had negotiated you a special fee with our vet.
Do you still have all your second teeth ?
Grecian2K
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Yes. I keep them in a little box.Ah well. I had negotiated you a special fee with our vet.
Do you still have all your second teeth ?
Greyhound
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You're making me nervous. I've been dodging him for years.Ah well. I had negotiated you a special fee with our vet.
Spoonz Red E
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What a lovely dog!
Yes. I've just got him.
Neutered?Apologies for that - he's not yet housetrained. I'll get the scoop.
Alistair20000
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Did you invest the tooth fairy money wisely or squander it ?
Grecian2K
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I can assure you that it was properly declared and entirely within HMRC rules.
As regards the manner in which it was spent I made a charitable contribution to the Society Of Distressed, Ex-tory Members (a.k.a. S.O.D.E.M)
ramone
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Katie Price yet again !
Twice declared bankrupt owing HMRC £761,994.05 in March has finally been kicked out of her £2million mansion.
Only to move not far away into a £1.2 million mansion !! and being quoted as saying " I deserve it "
I had HMRC not only ringing me but emailing me for 27 pence and saying if I didnt pay they class it as non full payment of what I owed and would be fined £100.
Twice declared bankrupt owing HMRC £761,994.05 in March has finally been kicked out of her £2million mansion.
Only to move not far away into a £1.2 million mansion !! and being quoted as saying " I deserve it "
I had HMRC not only ringing me but emailing me for 27 pence and saying if I didnt pay they class it as non full payment of what I owed and would be fined £100.