Obituary Thread

[fred binneys head]

I hear Tim Sills has died.....................






























......whoops. Sorry for the typo. I meant dived. :$

Anyone know how to get a champagne cork back in the bottle?

 

[mwallace]

Anyone know how to get a champagne cork back in the bottle?

seaborne will headbutt it back in

 

[Herschel]

As if FBH can afford Champagne......

 

[fred binneys head]

My friend's cat died.

Mike's story has really upset me. I will be voting 20 times for Mike this evening. He is the people's choice.

 

[Herschel]

Mike's story has really upset me. I will be voting 20 times for Mike this evening. He is the people's choice.

Agreed.

I feel as if I knew Mike's friend's cat, even though I never even knew his friend had a cat before Mike's post......and have never met Mike.......or anyone with a cat.

*sobs gently into tissue*

 

[Ian Sideman]

I agree with Denzel. Mike, it must have been a real rollercoaster ride. You will increase your chance of success if you claim your cat was indeed your gay lover and the puss suffered years of bullying by macho dogs. Better still if your gay cat was ginger and was of mixed parentage, preferably a black and white mix. If by anychance the cat was also part Irish, I believe you could be the next big thing to come out of X Factor.

RIP Tiddles

I believe I saw this cat on "Britain's Got Talons". Simon Cowell said she was paw, very paw.

 

[Herschel]

I believe I saw this cat on "Britain's Got Talons". Simon Cowell said she was paw, very paw.

Good work that man. [y]

 

[Red the Paper]

I hope Mike can put the cat obituary in the next home programme. I would gladly pay for the programme out of my own purrs

 

[Ian Sideman]

We should paws now, it's a sad tail and we should consider other people's felines.

 

[Herschel]

I'm struggling to control my emotions here.

In fact I'm just a whisker away from breaking down......