Pre Signing Questionnaire for Prospective New Players (Exeweb Version).

[iscalad]

You scored a 90th minute winner in front of the Big Bank to go top of the league with 2 games to go, do you…

1. Knee slide towards Zandie filming?
2. Jump into the crowd?
3. Run along the whole bank high fiving everyone?
4. Shirt off, wheeled around your head and bundled by your team mates?

5. Stick your finger up to the Exeweb doubters.

 

[SEA Grecian]

Who is the more reliable source of rumours?

1. Intheknow
2. Agent Andy
3. Duke Roll

 

[manc grecian]

Should youth team coaches/staff spend the hour before kick off...

A. On social media updating twitter and filming games on YouTube

Or

B. Coaching

 

[iscalad]

What are your views on Deep Heat?

 

[denzel]

What are your views on Deep Heat?

Not another twitter signing account?

 

[STURTZ]

A "showreel" appears to show your new keeper couldn't catch a dead frog, do you;
A Burst into tears
B Start seeing the beauty in Gary Woods
C Put a curse on the manager and coaching staff.
D Question the motives of the dick head that made the "showreel"?

 

[Spoonz Red E]

A "showreel" appears to show your new keeper couldn't catch a dead frog, do you;
A Burst into tears
B Start seeing the beauty in Gary Woods
C Put a curse on the manager and coaching staff.
D Question the motives of the dick head that made the "showreel"?

As a follow up:
Now you can see how good Viljamy is do you understand the reasoning behind the showreel?
Or does most of it go over your head?

 

[lamrobhero]

When you make a cup of tea do you always make the best cup of tea that you can?