Swine Flu

[Poultice]

SARS, HANTA, H5N1, all supposed to be the end of the world as we know it.

Viruses, I've sh*t 'em.

 

[Red the Paper]

SARS, HANTA, H5N1, all supposed to be the end of the world as we know it.

Viruses, I've sh*t 'em.

Does your last comment refer to AIDS?!

 

[Southampton Gull]

I've heard nothing about this swine flu; I feel a little pig ignorant...

You oinker

 

[davidjenkin]

I was going to do the 'I've come out in rashers' joke that I've been cracking this week but someone beat me to it.


Either way I'm quite worried, I live near Paignton and have had a fever all yesterday and today. The doctor came out, did my temp, and said "Christ, you're bacon"

 

[StroudGrecian]

I was going to do the 'I've come out in rashers' joke that I've been cracking this week but someone beat me to it.

If you do come out in rashers don't overdo it on the scratchings

 

[Poultice]

Does your last comment refer to AIDS?!

Had AIDS, got better.

 

[GrecianLez]

i dont buy it to be honest..what ever became of bird flu..and why do they name it after animals? why blame them. Now if it was Chav Flu i would be worried, you'd know you caught it. You would wake up wearing burberry and saying yeah but no but i cant believe you just said that !!!

Tada

 

[LOG]

Anyone got it yet?

I'm feeling left out.

 

[Ian_Woodward]

i reckon so! sore throat and very drowsy, think i caught it on saturday.

 

[Daughter of I_M]

I got a sore throat, aching muscles and a cough. I blame it on the football though, not pigs.