tigertony
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Don't you get fed up with these bleedy cookery programmes that show you how to stuff a turkey or how to make a ''Double cream orange, banana and passion fruit trifle laced with real ale and laxatives'' (That'll teach the greedy feckers if you also ensure there is no loo roll in the bathroom (moonie)(rofl) )
Anyways, back to my story about Graiser and Buckland Brenda. He made this ''Double cream orange, banana and ....'' Oh carp - got to stop now to watch a cookery show on TV.
WTF !!! Its Nigella Lawson - WOW. Think I'll watch. Then it strikes me what a good thread this would make when opened to the pervs on this site - so
''One-liners about Nigella and her cookery'' This could bring tears to our eyes. I'll start with
''I'd love to taste her dumplings''
Anyways, back to my story about Graiser and Buckland Brenda. He made this ''Double cream orange, banana and ....'' Oh carp - got to stop now to watch a cookery show on TV.
WTF !!! Its Nigella Lawson - WOW. Think I'll watch. Then it strikes me what a good thread this would make when opened to the pervs on this site - so
''One-liners about Nigella and her cookery'' This could bring tears to our eyes. I'll start with
''I'd love to taste her dumplings''