Punchlines Only Thread.

[Mr Jan Yeo]

In that case, got any fish?

 

[Herschel]

and then she said "my word, your c*ck is massive".

(sorry, wrong thread)

 

[angelic upstart]

He kicks the third bag and he here's the word "potatoes".

 

[ecfc girl]

'Eats shoots and leaves'

 

[Phil Sayers]

Could you see the Tardis through the spy-hole?

 

[Hants_red]

"I always wondered what happened to his bowler hat".

 

[Tim Long]

... because it's a Safeway.

 

[Frog Binneys Head]

American girls get stoned before they commit adultery!

 

[Fareham Grecian]

It wasn't my hat he chewed!

Or...

I'm over here, on the swing!

Or...

Could you just put it on my bill please?

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

when you've got a pig as good as that un, you dont eat im all at once