Punchlines Only Thread.

[Dr Hook]

The man going up replied "no, do you know anything about gas ovens?"

 

[Tim Long]

"They don't stop Camborne Wednesdays."

 

[ecfc girl]

To hold their trousers up!

 

[Poultice]

Cos I'm bloody freezing.

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both be alive.

 

[Swanaldo]

"If only Mick was with us, we could have applied for that job."

 

[Hants_red]

"That was dramatic. And we stayed up!"

 

[Tim Long]

Jack......

 

[greenawayr]

Dai replies, "I take her up the ar$e, wipe it on the curtains and she hits the bl00dy roof"

 

[boffin]

'Here's 20 quid for the guy that shat in my pants'