Punchlines Only Thread.

[Tim Long]

Then I stick a helmet on it and call it a policeman.*


[size=-10]*I remembered this joke when I saw Swanaldo's definition of the word 'loosing' on the Death of the English Language thread.[/size]

 

[Grecian2K]

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife...

 

[crocks]

Dont worry dear, I've already done it by hand.

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

Don't tell me ......... Smallcox

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

it keeps the flies off my pizza

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

only when i catch my thumbs between them

 

[Tim Long]

Harrow, taxi driver.

 

[Herschel]

The pink was snookered by the red, so I had to take the tight brown.

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

it spat at me , so i bit it's head off

 

[information_ministry]

'and I only wanted a watch'