Punchlines Only Thread.

[Red the Paper]

Because you can taste the blood on your fathers ~@+#

 

[Swanaldo]

Wear the fox hat.

 

[Fareham Grecian]

*in Chinese accent*

'It's when your face look Ed Zachary the same as your arse'.

 

[Dr Hook]

No I meant use the camel to take you to the whorehouse.

 

[Tim Long]

"I'm gasping for a fag."

 

[Grecian2K]

Forty Two.....

 

[Alistair20000]

"I'm gasping for a fag "

I assume this is a call from a sexually frustrated Old Etonian.

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

when they stick to the wall , thats when i know I've had a good day

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

in my day, we were grateful for a warm drink

 

[Tim Long]

They're clearly marked C & A, madam.