Advice please

[MickStagraget]

Now, this is where the confusion comes in. The engineers who came to mend the ailing lifts were always from ThyssenKrupp. Is there some sort of cross over between the two outfits?

Are you suggesting a sort of Chillington/Haemmerlin type agreement?

 

[StroudGrecian]

Was in a hotel in London with my son a couple of weeks ago and we decided to take the elavator from our room to reception.

When we got inside the name of the elavator maker was on a metal plaque inside by the buttons. The name of the elavator maker was Schindler and without a word of a lie and as quick as a hare my son said..."look dad....Schindlers Lift"

TRUE STORY

Rubbish.

Clowns are unable to have children.

 

[Reggie T42]

Rubbish.

Clowns are unable to have children.

Aaaahhemmmm....I do!

 

[Swanaldo]

Rubbish.

Clowns are unable to have children.

Then where do new clowns come from?

 

[Reggie T42]

Then where do new clowns come from?

"The Big Comfy Couch"...didn't your mum tell you anything?

 

[Swanaldo]

...didn't your mum tell you anything?

She did. Load of old b*ll*cks mostly...

 

[Reggie T42]

She did. Load of old b*ll*cks mostly...

Blimey Swannie, ain't you been around for a long time!

 

[Swanaldo]

Swanaldo. Talking sh*te on Exeweb since 2005.

 

[Reggie T42]

Swanaldo. Talking sh*te on Exeweb since 2005.

Swannie...don't beat yourself up so much. If you need to talk, PM me!

 

[StroudGrecian]

Then where do new clowns come from?

Clowns aren't born Swanny, its a chronic, incurable illness. One of the first symptoms to become apparent is infertility, closely followed by suddenly not being very funny at all.