Punchlines Only Thread.

[Dr Hook]

Because yer man said he wanted treefellers.

 

[Frog Binneys Head]

A cup of coffee and a choc ice.

 

[boffin]

*Said in a Japanese accent* You know! A jazz chord! A jazz chord to say, i love you.

 

[Grecian_in_Plymouth]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Hants_red]

That was not where they expected to find his Blackberry.

 

[Tim Long]

"In that case, I'll have 20 Benson and Hedges."

 

[lancsgrecian]

No Nurse, I said '***** his boil'

 

[lancsgrecian]

Well you should be nervous, I'm still downstairs

 

[lancsgrecian]

For the benefit of the deaf

 

[BigBanker]

I didn't think I was feeling two grand.